(They file into the theatre and take their seats: Steven, Val, Goodfather, Bull and Ivory)

(Val arrives hopping into his tights but finally lands rear-first in his place)

STEVEN: "Remind me to ask to have that steam-cleaned."

(RTC: Right To Cum )
GOODFATHER: "The Right to bare cocks!"

(by Phat Shady )
VAL: Another Eminem mark?  Yay.

(The RTC members have been together for long time now )
BULL: "...At least since the dawn of time.."
IVORY: "...now it seems like at least an eon or more.."

(and because of their views on scantily clad women they have not laid a woman since joining. )
STEVEN: "What?  The Monestary?"
-all jawdrop-
STEVEN: "I didn't say you couldn't do..it...I said that you had to do it with decent woman, if you CHOSE to do it!"

(This was on the mind of their leader Steven so he gathered all the male members of RTC and told them )
GOODFATHER -Steven-: "Bring me cakes and wine for my women!"

("tonight men we shall finally get what we want" )
STEVEN: -excitedly-: "Xbox?!  We're getting Xbox?!"

(with that they went off to find Ivory. )
BULL: "....to let her touch the X-Box...."
VAL: "Or sniff the X-Box..."
IVORY: "Gee, thanks..boys.."

(They found her in the locker room by herself, the members surrounded her )
GOODFATHER: "Uh oh...this doesn't look good, boys..."
IVORY: -tensing up-: "Oh Lord..."
STEVEN: "What?  We're probably gonna snigger-snag on you."

(looking at her tits that where about to rip from her tight shirt. )
BULL: "Ugh...I think that's a 'no', Steven."
VAL: "Well, the guy's anatomical knowledge is overwhelming me already!"

("So Steven what are the plans for tonight then?" )
IVORY: -Steven-: "Ah, just sittin' around in my underwear and mocking people I barely know on the internet."
STEVEN -grinning-: "A Worthy Occupation."

(Steven just looked at her smiling in that evil way )
VAL: "Ooh!  Do it, Steven!"
STEVEN: "What, this?" (gives his infameous wicked grin)
-All RTCites shudder-
IVORY: "That's the one."

(then all of a sudden Val grabbed her tits she jumped back in fright. )
GOODFATHER -Ivory-: "Casper!  Don't be fresh!"

("Wh-wha-what are you going Mr Venis?" )
GOODFATHER -arrogantly-: "See?  Casper."
IVORY: "I'm being raped by a cheesy villian from the Scooby Doo show!"

(Val grabbed them again but as Ivory tried to jump back )
STEVEN: "She managed to clear the wall!"
VAL: "The Von Traps have escaped!"

(Bull held her arm so that she couldn't move, the Goodfather ripped her tight shirt off to reveal a black lace bra which was trying to contain her breasts the Goodfather soon got rid of the bra to. )
STEVEN: "That's the most insulting run-on sentence I've ever read in my life."
IVORY -snorting-: "Goes to show what he knows.  I actually buy bras that fit my body."

(While this was happening Steven just looked on smiling, )
VAL -Steven, singing-: "Fish heads, fish heads, yummy, yummy fish heads...wait a minute, what are you doing to Ivory?!"
BULL -sniffling-: "Boys, they grow up so fast!"
STEVEN: "Nah, I'm clearly trying to get out of the lemon early on good behavior."

(Val started to lick Ivory's nipples making them hard she was beginning to think this wasn't so bad )
IVORY: "...but because this seems to be a rape story there has to somehow be some sort of violation involved."
GOODFATHER: "And the 'it doesn't count because she was turned on' rule will come into play."

(but all of a sudden she felt a hand up her skirt she looked down and saw )
STEVEN: "...A baby?"
GOODFATHER: -Ivory-: "But I didn't even know I was pregnant!"

(the Goodfather she could feel his hand moving her lacy underwear and rubbing her already wet pussy she started moaning loud )
VAL: "What is it with these guys and 'moaning loudly'.  You think moaning loudly during public sex is a bad virtue."
BULL: "He's right...there's that rule.."

(but just then quick as a flash the Goodfather ripped her underwear off )
STEVEN: "threw up her bra and burned up her sash..."

(he then nodded at Bull who ripped her skirt off. )
IVORY: "What, you have some kind of code for raping women!?"
STEVEN: "Ivory, that ISN'T US!"

(Val got bored of sucking )
BULL: "...which is pretty damn hard for him to do, considering how hard he sucks every day.."
VAL: "Hey1"

(and told her to lay down but she didn't want to but she was no match for Bull who helped Val get her down. )
GOODFATHER: "And at that, they swallowed her whole.  The end." 
IVORY: "I wish!"

(She started shouting saying "What are you doing? This is not the way of RTC!!")
IVORY -sighing at her double-: "Honey, you know that and I know that.  Apparently they don't, however."
(Val slapped her across the face and told her to shut up. )
ALL: "Boo!"

(Then Val took out his expert cock and tit fucked her, )
GOODFATHER: -snorting-: "Expert cock?!" 
VAL -defensive-: "Well, it is!"
GOODFATHER: "Does it know several languages and did it graduate from University too?"
(she started crying saying, )
IVORY -herself-: "God, lemons suck!"
("Please, no don't do this! Steven, help!")
STEVEN: -snorting-: "She might as well be yelling for Osama Bin Laden to go Kosher."
( Steven carried on smiling at her. )
GOODFATHER: "Damn, you are a superior piece of shit in this fic, Steven."
STEVEN: "Don't I know it?"
(Bull had to get in on this )
BULL: "Oh sure, why not just make me look like an even WORSE guy?"
(so he started playing with Ivory's wet pussy )
VAL: "Which exists only to make all of this 'OK'."
(he flicked her clit )
STEVEN: "Which is better than 'Bic'ing it."
IVORY: "Razor or lighter?"
-the others shudder-
(and bit and then out of no where rammed two fingers in to her pussy. )
BULL: "...severing her femoral artery.."
(The Goodfather was getting horny )
GOODFATHER -snorting-: "Great characterization there.."
(so he took out his cock and started wanking (that means wacking off my American friends). )
VAL: "Ohh, so our little pervert friend is BRITISH, eh?"
BULL: "Great, there goes my love of Dr. Who and Bobbys right down the can!"
(Ivory had tears coming down her eyes now as Val pumped his cock between her soft tits. )
IVORY: "....Tears of boredom, of course."
(Bull thought she could take more, so he added a third finger into her pussy. )
GOODFATHER: "..followed by a fist and half of Omaha..."
(She screamed out loud. )
VAL: "Deflatermaus!"
(Val slapped her again and said "Quiet, you slut!" )
STEVEN: "Geez, Val, did you go to the Rudy Ray Moore School of Etiquet or something?"
(Val was about to unload. )
BULL: "He needed to get to a toilet and download something.."
(Steven was watching the whole thing and just carried on smiling. )
VAL: -Steven-: "Tee hee, I like jam.."
(Bull was wondering how much she could take so he added a fourth finger this made Ivory scream as the top of her lungs )
GOODFATHER: "How did we manage to pick an entirely empty areana to do this in?  What, no one can hear her scream?!  No one?!"
(Val slapped her again and pumped at the same time he told her "You slut! Stop making noise here this should keep you quiet!" )
IVORY: -Val-: "I'll keep speaking in run on sentances like this."
(With that he unloaded his cum all over her face and tits she kept her mouth closed as she did not want any of his cum in her mouth. )
STEVEN: "Blah, who would?"
VAL -snorting-: "Typical fluid fetishist; he's going to be demanding that she swallow it in a second.."
(This made Val mad as he wanted her to drink his cum )
VAL: -bowing-: "Thank you, thank you..."
(he slapped her face with his cock, )
STEVEN: "....The rooster squacked in protest.."
(she was crying a lot now )
GOODFATHER: "Look!  Something we have in common with the fic!"
(and was begging him to stop, )
VAL: "...and another..."
(watching this was making the Goodfather about to explode )
BULL: "Into a cauldron of steaming anger?"
(he told Val to open her mouth )
STEVEN: "He wanted to try out his ventrilloquist act again.."
(Val told Ivory to open her mouth but she wouldn't )
GOODFATHER: "..and after all of the places that thing's been, who would?"
(so Val told Bull to do it )
STEVEN: "..And then the author decided to submit to the Nifty archive instead..."
(Bull then rammed his whole hand in to her pussy. )
-All wince-
IVORY: "HAND?!"
BULL: "Hand, not fist."
-Steven promptly passes out; Ivory climbs out of her seat and tries to slap him awake-
(This made her scream which allowed the Goodfather to release his load into her mouth she was gagging because )
GOODFATHER: "...he was playing the new Britinay Spears record..."
(there was so much cum )
BULL: "Soon she'll be able to escape from them by just floating away..."
(he told her to drink it, but she said wouldn't. )
IVORY: -still attending to Steven-: "SO he poured it into a glass of chocolate milk."
(Finally Steven moved and told her to swallow but she spat all of the Goodfather's load over Steven's clothes this made him mad. )
-Alll of concious RTCites begin to applaud, loudly-
IVORY: "What, did I finally show some gumption up there?"
(He slapped hard )
THE CONCIOUS RTCERS: "Boo!"
IVORY: "I guess I spoke too soon."
(and told the other members to bend her over they managed to get her on all fours )
GOODFATHER: "Anyone else think that these boys would have a hard time getting a woman to bend to their wiles without manacles."
-the others mumble in agreement-
(Steven then took out his massive cock )
-Steven stirs and wakens-
STEVEN: "So now it's massive?"
IVORY: -climbing back over the seats-: "Glad to have you back, Steven."
(that was made to wait )
GOODFATHER: "Right next to 'this' and 'was'."
(he then squeezed Ivory's arse )
-Bull neighs like a Donkey-
(and then her opened it wide with that he rammed about one fourth of his cock into her arse she screamed with pain )
VAL: "...of course.."
(and pleasure, )
BULL: "Natch.  That makes it just barely squeak by the 'not rape' requirement listing."
(but Steven was not done he trusted another quarter in, )
STEVEN: "..hoping beyond hope that it could root out one little bit of common sense..."
(Ivory could not believe what was happening )
BULL: "A common factoid."
(the other members where watching and felt they had to be apart of this so they each took there cocks out and started wanking. )
GOODFATHER: "Funny how they want to be 'apart' of it, but they also want to be a 'part' of it."
(Steven told them "Make the slut suck it!" )
IVORY: "The part of Steven Richards will be played by Shawn Michaels.."
(so Val rammed his cock into her mouth this was making Bull and the Goodfather want some so they both stuck their cocks in her mouth so now Ivory had Steven's cock ramming her arse and Val, Bull and the Goodfather's cock in her mouth. )
STEVEN: "Just to make things perfectly clear.."
GOODFATHER: "Damn, we're like a domino set; we can't just look without touching or something?!"
(Bull said to Ivory, )
VAL: -Bull-: "Do you hear what I hear?"
("Suck our cocks you filthy slut!!" )
BULL: "Oh, those extra exclamation points are SO not me; and the wording's just way too British!"
(She had no option but to suck, )
IVORY: "Like Lex Luger in a Hardcore match.."
(which was hard to do with three cocks rammed down her mouth. )
VAL: "But considering her being afflicted with Anime Women's Disease, she could manage, of course.."
(To get what they wanted Steven )
STEVEN: "...walked the hell out of the theatre and had a warm glass of milk.."
(rammed forward and the others members moved back and then the as the three members moved forward Ivory's arse would move back on to Steven's cock they carried on doing this for some time until they where about to cum. )
GOODFATHER: -leaning backward against the left arm of his chair-: "Does this thing ever end?  I'm just curious."
VAL: "It's got to be the dullest, most over-explained rape scene I've ever seen in my life."
(The three members where )
ALL: "What?"
(going to cum as Ivory tried hard to suck and Steven was about to cum as he had his whole cock in Ivory's tight arse. Ivory had tears streaming down her face as she was being violated. )
BULL: "...all of the dust mites were taking a bath..."
(The three members, who had their cocks being sucked, could take no more and all three unleashed wave after wave of cum into Ivory's mouth she found it hard to swallow the cum as there was a lot of it she began to gag and cum was dripping down her chin she managed to swallow most of it all this was too much for Steven as he unloaded a huge amount of cum in to Ivory's arse. )
GOODFATHER: "We get it!  There were juices!  Lots of juices!"
STEVEN: "Think the author has much of a Bukake fascination?"
(This made Ivory cum. )
-All snort in derision-
IVORY: "In what demension?"
(Her pussy was soaking wet and her pussy juice was dripping down her legs )
VAL: "...they gathered it up and bottled it under the Frutopia label.."
(as Steven came he made one final trust which was too much for Ivory who passed out. )
STEVEN -bitterly-: "Lucky!"
(The cum from Steven's cock made it easier for him to get his cock out her wet ass. )
BULL: "Though how he managed to get it into and out of said ass without lube is beyond my grasp.."
(As the male members of RTC got cleaned up )
IVORY: "They all played hide-the-soap."
-the guys grumble-
IVORY: "Oh, come on!  I earned that one!"
(they stood over Ivory who was naked and covered in cum, )
GOODFATHER: "...as made very, very clear in about a MILLION PREVIOUS PARAGRAPHS!!"
(they all looked at her and in union they each raised an arm up and made the RTC salute. )
ALL: "Wonder Twins, activate!"
(As the members walked off Steven turned back and said "It was for your on good!" )
STEVEN: "Ah yes; sexual violation for your own good; that really works to build trust and communication.
(The End )
IVORY: "I see a rainbow!"
STEVEN: "And that's our cue to get out of there."

-They all stand up and file out-

(DOOR SEQUENCE: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10)

(We see Val sitting down behind the bridge's console.  He sports fake freckles and a striped teeshirt.)
STEVEN: -VO-: :"And now, for your edutainment, Mr. Science!"
-Goodfather bounds out from the right of the screen, carrying a placard baring his name-
IVORY -singing-: "He's got a magnificent brain/and he's going to shooowww ittttt!" 
VAL: "Golly, Mr. Science, that sure was a horrible story!"
GOODFATHER: "Indeed, Penrod; in all of my years, I've never seen a fic so laden with moral terpitude."
VAL: "Gee, Mr. Science, Ivory kept saying 'no' during the story, but she seemed to enjoy what happened to her.  Why is that?"
GOODFATHER: "Well, Penrod, there's a cliché in the world of fanfiction writing that says that, as long as a woman experiences vaginal wetness, and/or experiences orgasam during the sex act, she asked for it.  No matter how hard she struggled.  It's called 'Stupid Lemon Lie #1."
VAL: "Wow, Mr. Science, that sure explains a lot; but how could Ivory fit a whole hand and three...er..things..in her..you know!"
GOODFATHER: "That's easily explicable, Penrod; she suffers from Anime Women's disease."
VAL: "Ouch!  That sounds painful!"
GOODFATHER: "Don't worry, Penrod, you can't catch it," -he walks and the camera tracks slightly to the left, revealing an easel that holds up a diagram, "On the left, a normal woman's body.  See all of the organs and bones that could make such acts impossible?" -Val nods- "Notice the body of the woman on the right.  She suffers from Anime Women's Disease.  Her body is completely boneless!  Completely organ-free!  Yet the only external difference between she and the average, realistically written female characteter is the extreme secreations of every kind of body fluid!  These women sweat, urinate, and secrete mammary and vaginal fluids at an incredible rate!"
VAL: "Yikes!  That's scary, Mr. Science."
GOODFATHER: "Don't worry, Penrod; Anime Women's Disease only exists within the bounds of fiction.No real women exist who even vaugely qualify under these standards, and if they did, they wouldn't even be able to walk!"
VAL: "Wow, thanks for helping out, Mr. Science.  You're a true friend to all of mankind."
GOODFATHER: "I only seek to help, Penrod."

(Claxons go off and lights begin blinking)
GOODFATHER: "And now we have movie sign, Penrod.  Come with me!" -they exit stage right as Ivory sings the "Mr. Science" Themesong"

(DOOR Sequence:
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